gamble.llc is a casino.

In 2025 US sportsbooks kept $16.96 billion of $166.94 billion: a 10.16% hold. Prediction markets moved $44.8 billion in June 2026 and told 60 Minutes they are "more like the stock market." Memecoin launchpads take 1% of every trade on ~30,000 tokens a day, of which 1.4% have ever graduated, and sell you a cartoon of a guy getting rich. We could not find the cartoon. We found the genre.

So: one button. Return to player 95.000%, printed. 18 outcomes, published to the millionth. 62.76% of pulls lose money, printed. The founder seeded 20% of supply and the program has no withdraw instruction. The 5% edge goes to a vault; when its clock runs out, half goes to the last gambler and half to everyone who played that round. House profit: 0.

You are going to gamble this year. At least know the odds. Full version: the manifesto below.

Everything is a casino. One of them admits it.

In 2026 you cannot open a phone without being handed a bet that is not called a bet.

The sportsbook calls it entertainment. In 2025 Americans pushed $166.94 billion through it and the books kept $16.96 billion. That is a 10.16% hold, a worse deal than a Nevada slot machine.

The prediction market calls it finance. Kalshi and Polymarket moved $44.8 billion in June alone. People under 21 traded $5.4 billion on Kalshi this year. The founders went on 60 Minutes to explain that it is "more like the stock market."

The memecoin launchpad calls it culture. It takes 1% of every trade on roughly 30,000 new tokens a day, about 1.4% of which have ever graduated, and it sells you a cartoon of a guy getting rich.

We could not find that cartoon. We found the genre. A hoodie, a laptop, a green candle, a yacht, and a cut before the next frame.

The next frame is what the Lancet counted: 80 million people with gambling disorder, 448.7 million at risk, and consumer losses heading for $700 billion a year by 2028.

So we built the honest one.

justgamble.xyz is a casino. It has no chart. It has no roadmap. It has no utility. It has one button, and the button says what it does.

The math is printed on the front. Return to player is 95.000%. That is better than a Nevada slot (92.85% statewide in 2025) and better than a sportsbook (about 89.8%). Britain requires a casino to show you this number before you play. Nobody requires it here. We show it anyway. Eighteen outcomes, published to the millionth, and every pull is settled by a verifiable random function whose proof is checked on-chain before our code runs, not by a server we ask you to trust.

The founder's vow. Twenty percent of the token supply was seeded into the pool on day one. The program has no withdraw instruction. Not "the founder promises not to." Not a multisig. Not a timelock. The function does not exist. Anyone can read the program and confirm the absence. If the pool dies, the founder's 20% dies with it.

Where the 5% goes. Every casino on earth has a house edge. Ours is 5%, and it is not ours. The pool keeps a high-water mark, THE SEED LINE, equal to what was seeded. Every token the house wins above that line is swept into a vault called RAPTURE. A clock runs on the vault. Each qualifying pull resets it. When it runs out, the last gambler standing takes half the vault. The other half is split among everyone who pulled during that round, in proportion to what they wagered, claimable for thirty days. Bots will snipe the clock. The bots are also gamblers; their vig feeds the next pot.

House profit, by construction, is zero. We are the only casino whose P&L is a flat line.

Gambling is not the enemy. People have gambled since they had knuckle bones. The enemy is the cartoon: the ad that sells a 1-in-20,000 outcome as a lifestyle and hides the 46.76% that goes to zero. We put the 1-in-20,000 on the table, we named it THE CARTOON, and we made it exactly as rare as it is. We put the zero on the table too. It is the biggest row.

You are going to gamble this year. Everyone is. The only question is whether the house tells you the odds, keeps the edge, and calls it something else.

We tell you. We don't keep it. We call it gambling.

Just gamble.

Sources for every figure: lore/research.md in the repository.